If my grandmother had a bed and breakfast...

This is what it would look like:

When I go to meet with my Canadian client I stay in a local inn.  The nearest chain hotel is 10 miles away (apparently a bigger deal in the winter) and a Best Western anyway.  The hospital staff suggested The Clarkson Inn instead.  It's sort of a nice change from yet another Hampton Inn which looks the same as last night's Hampton Inn. Except it does sort of remind me of another bed I've slept in...I swear my grandmother had that bed!